LUNCH LADIES
For the past twenty years, obsessed Johnny Depp fans and fraternal twin sisters, Seretta and LouAnne Burr, have shared a miserable existence as high school Lunch Ladies serving up rubbery chicken parts, ammonia-treated government meat and whatever else the cash-strapped national lunch program sends their way.
This year is going to be different: The twin’s Cheesy Burger Bites recipe is the Grand Prize Winner of Johnny Depp’s Cook for Kid’s Charity Event!
Convinced this is their ticket out of high school hell town and that "The Depper" will hire them to be his very own Personal Chefs, their dreams are shattered after a snotty head cheerleader pushes them one step too far.
This forces the Lunch Ladies to ask themselves…
WWJD? What would Johnny do?
Director: J.m Logan
United States, 2017
18:51 min | trailer
Clarissa Jacobson works with Shayna Weber under her screenwriting/directing shingle – Rebel Minx – rebelminx.com. Clarissa (heyimclarissaj.com) started as an actress then found her passion in screenwriting. She has also written a book: I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion and surviving the ride). J.M. Logan is an award-winning director, writer, and producer who has worked in every position on more than a hundred feature films. He most recently made the highly successful horror short, The Relic.
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